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Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Cont. ?
Out from the smoke, the thick charcoal tasting smoke, came a flash of flashinglyness. Why would we flash like that someone would ask. The same question I ask that day before the next. Next you ask? Yes next. I too like the next. It's like a smooth, cool and refreshing wine. The kind of wine that's fruity, nutty and deliciously vibrant. What does wine have to do with this? Wine was on the mind. I was going to take this foxy beauty to a ball game, a fine dinner and then wine we shall have. Just the kind of wine I described, with a high alcohol content of course. The dinner will go down smoothly, like the wine, like a treat. Treat. So I whipped it out. The biggest thing you've ever seen. The biggest most monstrous thing you've ever seen.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Miniskirtsz.
To be honest, miniskirts are amazing. Many wimmin wear the miniskirts all the time, and this is very handy. HANDY YOU ASK? I shall tell you how handy they have become. I John slimquake shall spread the stroy. Stroy? What is a Stroy? A stroy is a majikal thang. These thangs I shall explain lator.
BAK 2 THE STROY MY DEARIEZ.
It all started on a hazy afternoon, how many afternoons ago I wonder. Two hundered and fourteen afternoons ago. It began at the time of 7:48pm on a thrusday. I placed my hand on the ground to sense for vibrations. Oh the vibrations, they were strong. I was very excited with these vibrations. So excited that I began furiously rubbing my forehand along the harsh, rugged, manly, rocky substance the big man jesus christberries calls a ground. OH THESE VIBRATIONS I SQUEELED. I knew from these vibrations that a hurd of wildebesties were coming my way, and this meant only TWO THINGS. One, A taste-T mealz0rs for thee or complete failure and no meal at all. Tis a hardlyf on the open road. FURIOUS. I ran towards the thunderin' wildebesties. Their blood was mine for the taking! The thought of thier flesh between crumpets was a majikal thought.
BRING IT HERE SON, I pondered to myself. And a flash of light poured from my robotic fist liek no tomorrow. What tomorrow will it be, that is the question. How should I know when it comes to tomorrows, a strange thing of unknowns and knowns combining to become something in the feature, not the past or present but sometime before what is actually happening now or then. A life time of jelly fruit cups and ramen soup blast from my metalic fist. Flooding the land before me, and not behind. WHAT A MYSTERY TIS I SAW THAT VERY INSTANT. This instant was a majikal tiem. A time of love. A time of first sites. This ain't no websites I be talkin' bout, it be the visions. Beautiful visions I saw that instance. Damn I thought, she be sexy fine.
A majikal goddess emitting from the crowd of wildebesties. She only to wear such a thing as a white blouse and a tarten miniskirt. what a sight to be seen, with my eyes, with my pupils, with my MIND!.?23! Only six things were on my mind at the time.
1. Bacon
2. Bacon
3. Party muffins
6. Love at first tiem.
BAK 2 THE STROY MY DEARIEZ.
It all started on a hazy afternoon, how many afternoons ago I wonder. Two hundered and fourteen afternoons ago. It began at the time of 7:48pm on a thrusday. I placed my hand on the ground to sense for vibrations. Oh the vibrations, they were strong. I was very excited with these vibrations. So excited that I began furiously rubbing my forehand along the harsh, rugged, manly, rocky substance the big man jesus christberries calls a ground. OH THESE VIBRATIONS I SQUEELED. I knew from these vibrations that a hurd of wildebesties were coming my way, and this meant only TWO THINGS. One, A taste-T mealz0rs for thee or complete failure and no meal at all. Tis a hardlyf on the open road. FURIOUS. I ran towards the thunderin' wildebesties. Their blood was mine for the taking! The thought of thier flesh between crumpets was a majikal thought.
BRING IT HERE SON, I pondered to myself. And a flash of light poured from my robotic fist liek no tomorrow. What tomorrow will it be, that is the question. How should I know when it comes to tomorrows, a strange thing of unknowns and knowns combining to become something in the feature, not the past or present but sometime before what is actually happening now or then. A life time of jelly fruit cups and ramen soup blast from my metalic fist. Flooding the land before me, and not behind. WHAT A MYSTERY TIS I SAW THAT VERY INSTANT. This instant was a majikal tiem. A time of love. A time of first sites. This ain't no websites I be talkin' bout, it be the visions. Beautiful visions I saw that instance. Damn I thought, she be sexy fine.
A majikal goddess emitting from the crowd of wildebesties. She only to wear such a thing as a white blouse and a tarten miniskirt. what a sight to be seen, with my eyes, with my pupils, with my MIND!.?23! Only six things were on my mind at the time.
1. Bacon
2. Bacon
3. Party muffins
6. Love at first tiem.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
A brand new beginning!
Listen here you snivellin' useless humanoids you! Strap yourself in for a majikal adventure, and not any majikal adventure. The specail thing about this adventure is that it is majikal, and majik is full of wonderous things. Its like putty, put it in your hands, rub it in your face, devour it six times a day. The decision is yours, what shall you do with this putty like substance?
I KANOW WURT I WIL DO WIT DIS SUBTANCSSS. GIV ET HER PLS.
Another time a place we will venture, take my hand you disgusting little thing. TAKE IT. I'll bring you home, home to a place that you think isn't your home but it actually isn't, and this is why this home is such a lovely place to thee, a place that I can call home but home is mine to share. Stop thinking that this will not be your home, because in the long messed up turn of events you will come to learn that this home that I have and you don't think is your, actually is.
Home is where the majik is, honey.
I KANOW WURT I WIL DO WIT DIS SUBTANCSSS. GIV ET HER PLS.
Another time a place we will venture, take my hand you disgusting little thing. TAKE IT. I'll bring you home, home to a place that you think isn't your home but it actually isn't, and this is why this home is such a lovely place to thee, a place that I can call home but home is mine to share. Stop thinking that this will not be your home, because in the long messed up turn of events you will come to learn that this home that I have and you don't think is your, actually is.
Home is where the majik is, honey.
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